| : D!!! |
[Sep. 23rd, 2005|11:51 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  ECSTATIC! | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Boston - Rock and Roll band | ] |
So. whats the coolest thing that could possibly happen to me?
The possibility of moving to hawaii. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Sep. 18th, 2005|09:32 pm] |
Friday night was Awesome.
Not in the way you are used to.
It was awesome in the way that the light from an atomic bomb is before it evaporates you into oblivion.. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Sep. 18th, 2005|09:05 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  fuckin yeah.. | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Jet - Move On | ] |
Theres some problems I can smoke myself out of.
I dont know if this one is as such.
|
|
|
| um... Update? |
[Sep. 18th, 2005|08:49 pm] |
So yeah im spose to be doing my homework but REALLY... who does homework? So i fuond this website... LiveJournal? And i was like OH its that place i havent updated in in like....... ::shrug::
well.. There ya go.
lj = active |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jul. 31st, 2005|02:14 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  contemplative | ] |
| [ | music |
| | gorillaz - o green world | ] |
I searched up and down the shoreline for something that could express my feelings for you.
I thought it would be impossible.
But i found it.
Sorry i didnt bring it back though... I cant move mountains. |
|
|
| Im a genius in france |
[Jul. 26th, 2005|03:45 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  crazy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Werid al! | ] |
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France
People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week
But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they [think] I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic
They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe [down] in St. Tropez
It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...
Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)
That's right
(He's a genius in France, genius in France)
You know it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)
I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"
I say, "Oui, oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
"Oui, oui"
He says, "Oui, oui"
I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there
I'm a genius in France
Yeah, I'm a genius in France
Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that [je ne sais quoi] (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that [je ne sais] ...
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow
[snort]
I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream
When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awful witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)
People in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude
Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles DeGaulle
Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen; I don't have a clue
Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back [home] where they can stick it
'Cause I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in France
Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! [Toute] Suite!
Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy
I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention
But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in France
Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jul. 25th, 2005|08:24 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | crazy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Afro Man - Tall Cans | ] |
Your Pretty When I'm Drunk.
And I'm Pretty Fucking Drunk.
|
|
|
| Chill Out. |
[Jul. 24th, 2005|09:57 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | chipper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Red Hot Chili Peppers - Save The Population | ] |
Everyone, Take the time to smile. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jul. 20th, 2005|07:52 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | hopeful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Ween - Buenos Tardes, Amigo | ] |
Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe. |
|
|
| FUCK THIS! |
[Jul. 14th, 2005|12:08 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | optimistic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Twisted Sister - Come on Feel the noise! | ] |
So you think I got a funny face, I got no worries
And I don't know why!
So I'm a scruff bag well it's no disgrace, I'm in no hurry
And I don't know why!
I don't know why anymore!
Oh no!
So you think we are the lazy type, you should know better!
And I don't know why! |
|
|
| Now What? |
[Jul. 13th, 2005|10:11 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  apathetic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Exies - Ugly | ] |
_*_Well_*_Now_*_That_*_You_*_Know_**_What_*_Happens_*_Now?_*_ |
|
|
| I know the pieces fit. |
[Jul. 13th, 2005|09:16 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | The song Says it all. | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Tool - Schism | ] |
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smoldering, fundamental differing,
Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication.
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesn’t mean I don’t desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication.
The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the dissonance.
There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away.
Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting
I’ve done the the math enough to know the dangers of a second guessing
Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication
Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion
Between supposed lovers
And I know the pieces fit. |
|
|
| errrrrgh... |
[Jul. 13th, 2005|07:38 pm] |
|
So.Tired.Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Sleep. |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jul. 12th, 2005|11:01 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | cold | ] |
Know why I like riding my bike so much? Because when im riding my bike I dont think about anything but my bike and the road. I dont think about her, my problems, anything at all. Its my only escape from you and your hold on me. |
|
|
| Happy as i can be... |
[Jul. 12th, 2005|10:51 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | pessimistic | ] |
Riding with those halo cowboys
Mr. Lovejoy anywhere we go
And in the middle it's habitual
It's a ritual closet show
But I'm
Happy as I can be, don't feel much better
Think I'm numb to what's going on
And maybe that's just better, yes I'm happy
Periscope up and the radar
Clear ahead so far still I'm broke
And it's so sweet from the backseat
Listen to the radio man choke as he says
That I'm
Happy as I can be, don't feel much better
Think I'm numb to what's going on
And maybe that's just better
Is this what you want to see
Is this what you see...
That I'm as happy as I can be
Yeah...
Happy as I can be, don't feel much better
Think I'm numb to what's going on
And maybe that's just better
Well I'm happy as I can be, don't feel much better
Think I'm numb to what's going on
Maybe that's just better
Is this what you want to see
Well I'm as happy as can be... |
|
|
| *happy spasm* |
[Jul. 12th, 2005|09:04 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | ECSTATIC! | ] |
| [ | music |
| | AC/DC - TNT | ] |
Oh man oh man today is a good day indeed! I got the news today that my dad is buying the cannon XL1, a 4000 dollar videocamera! Its the EXACT camera ive wanted! IM SO FUCKING HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY!
If i could show you how happy i am in letters theyd be... ;lasdfhkjashdlfhouyasdhvljnsdjhfoiuahguyqajkfnbaijbfupqefnkjasbdflbaslkjfbhsdaoiufgasbocy8gapsdjuifcasughbkljdhfugiuiofuiyasuirfuysduoifuyasdbhcuioaheuriyaspoiutiyuapIippnzpiuhqpiuhuiypiotqhpufiasufbpohpiuhaphPHEPHWpiuhiouhtuioqhdfiuhqwuiehoiuoiquyruoipqewophbqsoudfuoqwyemrxqiewyocumxib,rfuszwgvtydwaqwxcdfvbghynujyfvcxwsszwcvtyvfdrxzaqzercfcrdSQwZredzSEUIbgeucwpoinbfuywgufygiuaujxnuoicqwegouihoiuhoiuhiouh78qw12o89ihnbfuqbsd0ajkhoiuqehpoiasmfpkaosbdhuyvasuygroibasdfhbasuy8g9dfuiaspodipoiayerouisbdfljbaioxgfuyosagdfgy8aosdljboiucipasdupiyasuijkgfkjl;jfjskjmnhdjhdhsduyxcnkjuegrouashiopfdhsu90dafguaisgdfuasdbfiuasdgpufigasdpufguasdfbahjdhapppppppppppykohfdhaljhfjldfjhaldfhaddlslkyeskfjfhjkshdfimjlkashdofhasdfhapppyksjfkadflkjahdflkjadhflfornafjhasdljfhlaksdoncejkhflkjhaljksfjinhdfjhadfhjlkaaslhgljkshlkjfljskwhilejghaljfladhfla!!!fadiofaosdffjalkjf;lakIlkjglkshgfqwantjhasjkhlkfgscaitdfjkhflkjaohkgjlksfjgwelldgofaouidhfouyhaspuidyu09vncxvkjzxlckjhlkjvhkjlzhjkvfjhncjhaiuhwyeouirasniuafoghshydouasdoufiadsfbaosuygdufoiasudygofuyasgdouyfahbodvbucbaou8ygerouigfkjahgklsfuogfuiohaiuoduoiasdbfhasbdfguiosadhfljsafdhiugsqafhoaiuhdfuiasdhfhaduifhadspoivhopidcpoishootfromthehipfdsojhaspuhdgasndfoiuashydfoiaduoyfgiuashbdioufahpuoidfauidfbgauishdfpiuadhioufncpiuajepoiyouvebeenthunderstruckfglkjsfhgjhjlkfgljsfhiughspghuoihsfuigshpuihgushdfuighiughisoufhugosifhigufshuipsfuvsushytouirouishugosuihoipuuiphfuiahdpoiuhuisadhifvuansnauabadabadabadabingafdhadjhfkljashdfhafglasdhbjldhflkjahljkfhlsdajlfkdIlsfkjlgksfMisslkjashdfljkaslcaitkl;asjdflkhasjdhjflhasdlfhadhljhfadjhlfksdlkjjkflkgshyufghljkasdfoyujlksdyuoasdjfayuodfbuyasdgfuihasdyfghasjdhfjafhasudhfuyadsgfdaiohfWhyasjdfhdfhCantahfljkahjklfkalsflkhlafkjdhadshfljlkshlkjShelka;ldj;lkjafl;s;ljfBeldjfhkajdslfaljdfhakjsMinejfadhsuhfguoa8sdfuipaaiudduadsuifhiuosadhfpiujhasdy9fuiasdyufgbausdgfuasdTNTajsdlkfk;la;fdlja;lWAtchmeexplode!kjnflgjksfhlhgsljkfnvjusahdoupifhaiudfniuabdfuiasgdfhjk;oasdfuipuaidfnmk;lashdoiufnaijsdbfcuyonbayusfhopiashuyhnipohtpiuasdnfoiunasduifnoasdfpuiasdpoifnapiuhepoihntgoiopijiofpmvoandfui0ahdsgnpabnsdpiahdpfiuhadshfuoadsifdimawantedmansjdfghljksdhfljkgslkfpublicenemynumbaonesfgljhsflkhgjksgjsffjhglkjshfdlgahsoufpioudyu8ofbnaosudhfpiuahdfopiuhaiusodhfoiualockupyourdaughterlockupyourdoglockupyourbackdoorcusimcomingaroundjlkahdfkljashdlfhasdl;fjalskdhfasljdhfkljashlkjahfkljashdfjashdljfhajklsdhfijhsuipfhiadnfyuhasiopdhfasdnfoiuasdghofuihadsofiuiadhnfiouashdufihouiahdipufhuiashdfihallkjahlkjehj |
|
|
| (no subject) |
[Jul. 10th, 2005|10:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | calm | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Queens of the stone age - auto pilot | ] |
I commited a Felony Today.
|
|
|
| Welcome to my world, |
[Jul. 8th, 2005|12:12 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | blank | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Dueling banjos | ] |
Where Everything is ButterFlies, Rainbows and WaterFalls.
Oh, but I Forgot to tell you, The ButterFlies have Poisonous Bites, the Rainbow is only there because oF an overwelhming smog, And the WaterFalls had Toxic Waste dumped in them.
Enjoy your stay! |
|
|
| Woah. |
[Jul. 2nd, 2005|09:38 pm] |
I'm Tap Dancing on a Land Mine.
|
|
|
| navigation |
| [ |
viewing |
| |
most recent entries |
] |
| [ |
go |
| |
earlier |
] |
| |
|
|
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
mikey_61690's journal
stooooooooned